A place for all the daily things in my life that make me think I'm living in a Dane Cook joke.
Monday, December 28, 2009
-little cricket chirps-
OK, two chunks of big news. First is that I got a great little camera for Christmas, so maybe I'll actually have some videos up on my YouTube channel soon. Next is a comic I'm working on... An Assassin's Creed joke. Seriously, have you seen the trailers for that game? It looks like awesome coated in awesome sauce with little awesome sprinkles.
Hopefully I'll actually have something interesting next time.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
YTC: Demyx Time 12 (3/4)
Haha... Monsters Vs. Aliens, best movie ever!
Wow, I just noticed, when they all say "Yeah" about the auditions, Axel is totally into it. Such enthusiasm.
TWILIGHT! IS! NOT! LITERATURE!... (Go watch all of DT 12, you'll get it.)
I could just punch this Larxene in the face... She's just annoying.
Bravo Axel! And Saix's face? Priceless.
Woooow Roxas. Taking the whole "Voiced by Jesse McCartney" thing a bit too seriously!
At least Xion looked like she was actually reading the play... Or something. Look, I finished reading Romeo and Juliet like, last Friday, and I don't remember nothin' like what she read... Unless it was near the end, cause I got to goin' a bit faster toward the end cause Mr. Hallman was about to take up our books and I wanted to finish it... You can NOT just try to breeze through Shakespeare.
Poor Luxord. No one understands. *shakes head in dissappointment*
"I don't know you, and I don't care." Love this guy!
Xigbar's at it again! I always knew Pedobear was a Disney character...
"I like me." "I don't, you smell weird!" Win.
And one more note, congratulations to Shane Dawson, who just got 1,000,000 subscribers. Love ya, Shane!
Monday, December 14, 2009
Guy Drama vs. Girl Drama
Most girls are like this...
- "I hate her for stealing my boyfriend!"
- "God, I feel so terrible this week 'cause I got my period!"
- "My brothers are so annoying, I hope they fall in a wood chipper!"
- "OMG, I weigh 100 pounds now! I'm so fat!"
Now guys on the other hand...
- "Dang! Broke another guitar string... Last one, too."
- "Just lost this round of Gears... At this rate, I'll never be MLG material."
- "My girlfriend's pregnant!" (Haha, yeah, felt like goin' there... Can you tell I don't feel like total poopie anymore?)
- "Uhhgg, I have to take ALL my exams this semester!"
And me? Something like this is thought on a daily basis...
- "Whoa, I did NOT park that car straight!"
- "Uhhgg, stupid comic, why don't you look right!" *breaks out eraser*
- "No, don't die! Don't die! DON'T DIE! I SAID DON'T DIE, GOSH DARN IT! DON'T--! ... I died..."
- "Pacd vneaht un puovneaht sydaneym? Fru ghufc?
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Facebook, the next MMORPG
Susan
Barbara casts Blind!
Alex is blinded!
8:58pmAlex
Alex summons Neo Bahamut
8:58pmSusan
Susan casts Protect!
8:58pmAlex
Neo Bahamut uses Giga Flare
-4592 HP
just cause it is that strong
8:59pmSusan
Susan casts Curaja
S +9999HP, +999MP
B +9999HP, +999MP
8:59pmAlex
how do you unsummon them again?
9:00pmSusan
Waaaaaaaaait a second, that doesn't add MP....
You dismiss them
9:00pmAlex
ok
Alex dismisses Neo Bahamut and summons Bahamut ZERO
9:00pmSusan
Barbara uses Doublecast!
Barbara doublecasts Firaga!
9:01pmAlex
Bahamut ZERO uses Tera Flare
-99998 HP
Alex attacks
9:01pmSusan
That's not even possible XD
9:01pmAlex
susan is KO'd
YES IT IS SO STFU
9:01pmSusan
Barbara uses Phoenix Down!
9:01pmAlex
GRRRR
Alex uses DOOM and we all die
ok game over
.... Yeah, my recent Facebook conversations have been like that. Why, you ask? Why not? We're just too big a nerds to realize how strange this is. Basically I was a White Mage, Barbara a Black Mage, and Alex failed at life and picked Summoner. (Just kidding!!) But yeah, since we're all starting to finish World of Warcraft, I figure Facebook will catch on soon enough.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
YTC: Zelda iPod Commercial
.... OK, that was kinda short, I'll admit. So here's another one... But before you watch it, think of something that always makes you mad. It could be your school, boyfriend, kids, job, when you die on CoD... Whatever it is, get nice and angry then click here.