Guy Drama vs. Girl Drama

Kind of a weird subject, but it's been bugging me for a while. Have you ever noticed the difference in genders when it comes to drama? Of course there's the typical teenager stuff like school, friends, family, that zit on your forehead... But down at the bottom, there's the more shallow stuff we worry about.

Most girls are like this...

• "I hate her for stealing my boyfriend!"
• "God, I feel so terrible this week 'cause I got my period!"
• "My brothers are so annoying, I hope they fall in a wood chipper!"
• "OMG, I weigh 100 pounds now! I'm so fat!"

And the sad thing is, I've actually heard stuff like that from a lot of chicks. Me, myself, on the other hand, haven't really said any of them, because A- no boyfriend, B- my period usually doesn't hurt that bad (and actually sometimes puts me in a good mood), C- ain't got brothers (that I live with anyway - they're soul brothers), and D - I weigh more than 100 and am perfectly fine with my body.

Now guys on the other hand...

• "Dang! Broke another guitar string... Last one, too."
• "Just lost this round of Gears... At this rate, I'll never be MLG material."
• "My girlfriend's pregnant!" (Haha, yeah, felt like goin' there... Can you tell I don't feel like total poopie anymore?)
• "Uhhgg, I have to take ALL my exams this semester!"

Ok, sure, that's not as deep as the chick problems, but I really don't like talking about problems a lot (though I have heard stuff along these lines. Maybe guys simply have less problems?) Seriously, though, my cousin will be talking about the stuff that's going on because she's got boy problems or the chicks from cheerleading are being all stuck up and your basic stereotypical cheerleader... And I'm kinda just thinking, "I'll be nice and listen to your problems so you can vent some, but please, SHUT UP and use your darn Star Power, because it bugs me when you never use it! Think of all the lost points! Oooh, 50 note streak..."

And me? Something like this is thought on a daily basis...

• "Whoa, I did NOT park that car straight!"
• "Uhhgg, stupid comic, why don't you look right!" *breaks out eraser*
• "No, don't die! Don't die! DON'T DIE! I SAID DON'T DIE, GOSH DARN IT! DON'T--! ... I died..."
• "Pacd vneaht un puovneaht sydaneym? Fru ghufc?

... Yeah, good luck figuring that out...