Newsflash to Clothing Designers...

Yesterday I went clothes shopping, something I hate with a passion. Know why? None of the sizes are the same. Your jeans are a size 12 from l.e.i. and 14 from Levi. It doesn't make any sense and makes shopping a pain. What takes the cake, though, is that Miley Cyrus and Max Azria line. A large t-shirt has a width of about 10 inches. Obviously the line was made to fit skinny anorexic chicks like Miley. I say we establish one universal set of sizes and save ourselves a ton of trouble.