-little cricket chirps-

Wow, it's been a while... Like so long, I had to log in. Yeah, Christmas and a bunch of family crap came up, but I guess it's not the holidays without SOMEONE having a breakdown. And we had several this year!

OK, two chunks of big news. First is that I got a great little camera for Christmas, so maybe I'll actually have some videos up on my YouTube channel soon. Next is a comic I'm working on... An Assassin's Creed joke. Seriously, have you seen the trailers for that game? It looks like awesome coated in awesome sauce with little awesome sprinkles.

Hopefully I'll actually have something interesting next time.

YTC: Demyx Time 12 (3/4)

So this is another one from JenxtheJinx, from Demyx Time 12. What? You've never heard of Demyx Time?! ... You fail at life. Anyway, it's short, bear with me.


Haha... Monsters Vs. Aliens, best movie ever!

Wow, I just noticed, when they all say "Yeah" about the auditions, Axel is totally into it. Such enthusiasm.

TWILIGHT! IS! NOT! LITERATURE!... (Go watch all of DT 12, you'll get it.)

I could just punch this Larxene in the face... She's just annoying.

Bravo Axel! And Saix's face? Priceless.

Woooow Roxas. Taking the whole "Voiced by Jesse McCartney" thing a bit too seriously!

At least Xion looked like she was actually reading the play... Or something. Look, I finished reading Romeo and Juliet like, last Friday, and I don't remember nothin' like what she read... Unless it was near the end, cause I got to goin' a bit faster toward the end cause Mr. Hallman was about to take up our books and I wanted to finish it... You can NOT just try to breeze through Shakespeare.

Poor Luxord. No one understands. *shakes head in dissappointment*

"I don't know you, and I don't care." Love this guy!

Xigbar's at it again! I always knew Pedobear was a Disney character...

"I like me." "I don't, you smell weird!" Win.


And one more note, congratulations to Shane Dawson, who just got 1,000,000 subscribers. Love ya, Shane!

Guy Drama vs. Girl Drama

Kind of a weird subject, but it's been bugging me for a while. Have you ever noticed the difference in genders when it comes to drama? Of course there's the typical teenager stuff like school, friends, family, that zit on your forehead... But down at the bottom, there's the more shallow stuff we worry about.

Most girls are like this...

• "I hate her for stealing my boyfriend!"
• "God, I feel so terrible this week 'cause I got my period!"
• "My brothers are so annoying, I hope they fall in a wood chipper!"
• "OMG, I weigh 100 pounds now! I'm so fat!"

And the sad thing is, I've actually heard stuff like that from a lot of chicks. Me, myself, on the other hand, haven't really said any of them, because A- no boyfriend, B- my period usually doesn't hurt that bad (and actually sometimes puts me in a good mood), C- ain't got brothers (that I live with anyway - they're soul brothers), and D - I weigh more than 100 and am perfectly fine with my body.

Now guys on the other hand...

• "Dang! Broke another guitar string... Last one, too."
• "Just lost this round of Gears... At this rate, I'll never be MLG material."
• "My girlfriend's pregnant!" (Haha, yeah, felt like goin' there... Can you tell I don't feel like total poopie anymore?)
• "Uhhgg, I have to take ALL my exams this semester!"

Ok, sure, that's not as deep as the chick problems, but I really don't like talking about problems a lot (though I have heard stuff along these lines. Maybe guys simply have less problems?) Seriously, though, my cousin will be talking about the stuff that's going on because she's got boy problems or the chicks from cheerleading are being all stuck up and your basic stereotypical cheerleader... And I'm kinda just thinking, "I'll be nice and listen to your problems so you can vent some, but please, SHUT UP and use your darn Star Power, because it bugs me when you never use it! Think of all the lost points! Oooh, 50 note streak..."

And me? Something like this is thought on a daily basis...

• "Whoa, I did NOT park that car straight!"
• "Uhhgg, stupid comic, why don't you look right!" *breaks out eraser*
• "No, don't die! Don't die! DON'T DIE! I SAID DON'T DIE, GOSH DARN IT! DON'T--! ... I died..."
• "Pacd vneaht un puovneaht sydaneym? Fru ghufc?

... Yeah, good luck figuring that out...

Facebook, the next MMORPG

Susan

Barbara casts Blind!

Alex is blinded!

8:58pmAlex

Alex summons Neo Bahamut

8:58pmSusan

Susan casts Protect!

8:58pmAlex

Neo Bahamut uses Giga Flare

-4592 HP

just cause it is that strong

8:59pmSusan

Susan casts Curaja

S +9999HP, +999MP

B +9999HP, +999MP

8:59pmAlex

how do you unsummon them again?

9:00pmSusan

Waaaaaaaaait a second, that doesn't add MP....

You dismiss them

9:00pmAlex

ok

Alex dismisses Neo Bahamut and summons Bahamut ZERO

9:00pmSusan

Barbara uses Doublecast!

Barbara doublecasts Firaga!

9:01pmAlex

Bahamut ZERO uses Tera Flare

-99998 HP

Alex attacks

9:01pmSusan

That's not even possible XD

9:01pmAlex

susan is KO'd

YES IT IS SO STFU

9:01pmSusan

Barbara uses Phoenix Down!

9:01pmAlex

GRRRR

Alex uses DOOM and we all die

ok game over

.... Yeah, my recent Facebook conversations have been like that. Why, you ask? Why not? We're just too big a nerds to realize how strange this is. Basically I was a White Mage, Barbara a Black Mage, and Alex failed at life and picked Summoner. (Just kidding!!) But yeah, since we're all starting to finish World of Warcraft, I figure Facebook will catch on soon enough.

YTC: Zelda iPod Commercial

This video simply oozes pure awesomeness. That, and that there's someone out there with waaaay too much time on their hands. But I'll tell you one thing, Link can dance!

.... OK, that was kinda short, I'll admit. So here's another one... But before you watch it, think of something that always makes you mad. It could be your school, boyfriend, kids, job, when you die on CoD... Whatever it is, get nice and angry then click here.

YouTube Commentary: The Shinra Files

Since this blog is majorly devoid of posts (and I'm totally bored right now) I decided I'll take YouTube videos and add my own commentary to them. I did this on a video from Crisis Core and had a lot of fun, so here goes... the video I've picked is The Shinra Files - Episode 1 from JenxtheJinx.

"I'll go check the X-Box 360." Best. Line. Ever. Mainly cause it sounds like something I would say. That's not conceited at all. Uhh... Reno FTW! Gotta ask though, what's with the fire extinguisher?

"I swear it wasn't my fault and I didn't kill him..." Gotta add that last bit so nobody will freak out after hearing someone scream.

Have I mentioned how much I love these guys? Hilarious, always, and unlike a lot of cosplayers I've seen, they have great costumes AND story lines.

2:24 Reno looks drunk and butt raped...

"How does it feel to be a member of the Turks?" "Uh, underpaid?" Kelly's fantastic. She plays stupid well. That's supposed to be a compliment, but when I read it it doesn't sound much like one... Oops.

"NEEEEOOOOOWWW CRASH!" ... Epic win!

He pulled on the handle!

3:57 .... Awkward positions....

"Sometimes I wish I was a pony." Don't we all, Reno. Don't we all.... Then headdesk, "I don't wanna second job!" Totally agree. My only job is school, and I would hate to do anything else. It would cut into my video game and YouTube time.

Powerpuff Girls wallpaper FTW (can you tell that's my new favorite acronym?)

"I own the world." No, Rufus, that's not important at all...

"Reno, look, naked people!" "Where?" Epic win!

"That's a lampshade and a cardboard tube." "Use your effin imagination." Am I the only one who thinks of this?

Saix - err - Rude puppy?

"Ignore the man with the mustache, he's cool." Man, I love this...

Wow, that was all of it? I guess I'm thinking of Part 2, too. Well, I had fun. :D

Me and my Torture Device

I have had the worst afflicted upon me -- braces. Sure, getting them put on didn't really hurt, but right now, ooohhhh, I took two extra strength Tylenol about an hour ago, brushed my teeth for about 10 minutes, and am eating warm soup and my teeth are still killing me. But, this is what I've learned so far from having braces...

1. No Tootsie Rolls. Trust me.

2. Basically, no good food in general. If it's hard or squishy, don't eat it.

3. The second day should be the worst of it. (I'm trusting Darby and Brittany on this...)

4. The most annoying thing ever is people who say, "Ohh, braces? Lemme see!"

So yeah, I'm having a great time with these.

That was sarcasm.

Yeah.

But if you're getting braces, getting them on isn't really painful (no needles involved, thank God), but the next day or so are torture. But it's pretty fun to learn how to eat again AND you can loose weight because you're mostly eating better and slower, making you fuller faster. Yay optimism! My best advice is patience and lots and lots of Tylenol.